Story 1: The Vegas Ultimatum
A man came home from work to find his wife sitting on the porch with her bags packed.
“Where do you think you’re going?” he demanded.
“To Las Vegas,” she replied. “I just found out I can earn $400 a night for what I’ve been giving you for free!”
The man paused, then dashed inside. Moments later, he returned with his own suitcases.
“And where are you going?” she asked, stunned.
He grinned. “I want to see how you plan to survive on $800 a year!”
